Funny Hill Kid Quote #7

I hate it when the boy's hair starts growing past their ears. A tragedy occurred this morning while I was giving Isaac a routine trim. I felt the scissors snip through the skin on his ear and a shrieking scream followed. Well, tonight at dinner I was again apologizing for my stupidity and I said to Isaac, "did you tell your friends at school how terrible your mom is and she cut you?" He replied in a very serious manner saying, "No mom, I didn't want anyone to call the cops on you or anything." I realize that my child will probably run away if he ever sees me coming at him with scissors again, with reason.